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Anarchy in the U.K.! Or Just Getting Their Ducks in a Row

12 December 2008 · Leave a Comment

ducksAs I mentioned in my post, The Unparalleled World-Class Mission-Critical Hero: Words Sucked Dry In Business, some terms just get under your skin and start gnawing their way toward your brain. Obviously, this has resulted in mass hysteria in some business circles.

But the people are not taking this lying down! They’re fighting back by… (more…)

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Soccer Moms Voted Off The Island For Jumping The Shark: 10 Odd American Expressions You Should Know

28 October 2008 · 3 Comments

Despite an economy that resembles roadkill, America still excels at media, including entertainment and news. We give good hype, and the Internet brings it to the rest of the world 24/7. One problem: all this unfiltered Yankee content poses a linguistic challenge for people in other countries, even those fluent in English. That’s because Americans also excel at screwing with the language — and I’m not just talking about Miss South Carolina (warning: excruciating cringe-inducing video ahead)… (more…)

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To “The” or not to “The”? That is the Question in Product Naming

24 October 2008 · Leave a Comment

As a USC Trojan, I have a twisted interest in the Ohio State University football team this season. I was thrilled when my Trojans throttled them earlier this season 35-3, but this weekend, I’ll be rooting for the Buckeyes as they play Penn State. (Penn State is ranked higher than USC, and therefore must be vanquished.) Will Ohio State win? No idea. But I can make one prediction with 100% certainty… (more…)

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The Unparalleled World-Class Mission-Critical Hero: Words Sucked Dry In Business

21 September 2008 · 4 Comments

Bill Lumbergh, American Hero, by SirWilly77

Bill Lumbergh, American Hero, by SirWilly77

As yet another Cool Rules Pronto public service, I’ve identified a few words and phrases that have been so overused, misused and abused that they no longer have any meaning. (Kind of like the joke in an average Saturday Night Live sketch.) These terms sound important without saying anything, which makes them ideal for press releases and political speeches… (more…)

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Totally ‘Tarded: The Tropic Thunder “Controversy”

21 August 2008 · 4 Comments

As you’ve probably heard to death by now, the hit film Tropic Thunder has stirred up a little hornet’s nest in politically correct circles. (I would say wasp’s nest, but the PC folks would probably object to offending White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. Those Saxons can be a gnarly bunch.) To promote Tropic Thunder, actor/writer/director Ben Stiller created a faux ad for a faux film, Simple Jack: “Once upon a time… there was a retard.”

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